Wednesday, February 17, 2010

WETIN I WAN CALL THIS POST????????

THIS POST I HAD SENT VIA MY MOBILE NEVER APPEARED HERE. AFTER ALL MY EFFORT AND FINGER CRAMPS.
WELL THATS IT OH,WERIN I GO DO?????????

HOW WAS UR VALENTINE WEEKEND?????????????? WELL MINE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN COMPLETE WITHOUT A DRAMA.
OK..... THE DAY DAWNED BRIGHT AND CLEAR AND NO PLANS WHATSOEVER. I DECIDED TO UNDO MY HAIR AND RETOUCH AFTER A CALL FROM "ARROGANCE". I TOLD HIM I'L CALL HIM BACK IF AND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH WHAT I'M DOING.
AT SOME MINS AFTER 5PM, JUST AS I LEFT THE BATHROOM, MY GOD SISTER CAME TO VISIT AND WE SAT DOWN TO GIST WHEN THE PHONE RANG AGAIN.

ARROGANCE: SWEET, U SAID U WERE GONNA CALL???

ME: I'M JUST DRESSING UP, I'LL STILL CALL U WHEN I'M DONE.

MY GOD SISTER AND I DECIDED TO GO FOR AN ICECREAM,AND JUST AS WE SAT DOWN TO EAT, THE PHONE BEEPS AGAIN.

ARROGANCE: HELLO.
BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYING. THIS TIME HE GOES OFF BLASTING.............
ARROGANCE: BABE I'VE BEEN SITTING OUT HERE WAITING FOR U, AND U R SUMPLACE HAVING FUN.

ME: ????????????????????????????????
B4 NOW, I GOT A CALL FROM A LADY, WITH AN ADDRESS FOR A TABLE FOR TWO. I KNEW IT WAS HIM SO I IGNORED.

ME: LISTEN, I TOLD U I'LD CALL U WEN I'M DONE WITH WHAT I'M DOING NOT HANG OUT WITH U. SO WHATS ALL THAT.
BESIDES, WE'RE DONE AND I MEANT IT WEN I SAID IT.
I TURNED OFF MY PHONE IMMEDIATELY. NA SO MY VALENTINE TAKE PASS O. SEE ME SEE WAHALA.

PLEASE EHN, THE KIND GRAMMER WEY I DEY HEAR THESE DAYS THEY KILL MY EARS O.

AS I WAKA ENTER PHOTO STUDIO TO PRINT SOME OF MY PIX, NA SO THIS BOBO JUST DEY LOOK ME AS I DEY SELECT THE PIX TO BE PRINTED. AND AS I APPROACHED THE DOOR TO EXIT, NA SO THE BOBO COME DEY XCUSE ME.

BOBO: EXCUSE ME, ARE U A ROLE MODEL?????

ME: LOL, TILL I FOUND MY BONES OUTSIDE.

THEN AGAIN, AT A SHOP WHERE I WENT TO PICK UP A HAND BAG, A FEMALE VOICE WITH STRONG IGBO ACCENT STOPPED ME IN MY TRACKS.

GIRL: HI( WHICH SOUNDED LIKE "HANYI" ), UR FANCE LOOKS FAMILIANCE.

ME: LIKE SERIOUSLY???? IN MY MIND, NO BE FOR THIS FCT WEY U KNOW ME. TUFIAKWA.......... I TOOK OFF WITH MY FACE HURTING FROM SUPRESSED LAUGHTER.

BIKO, MY PPLE, NITE SCHOOL GET EDUCATION ENGLISH???
THE THING WEY DEY PAIN ME BE SAY, DIS BABE DEY SHARPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FOR EYE.
GOD SAVE US ALL.

HOPE U ALL ARE ENJOYING THIS WEEK?????????????????????????

28 comments:

~Sirius~ said...

LWKMD!!!!

Oh Lawd!!!

Do you really look like a Role Model????

LMAO!!!!!

......Kai, you did that guy Strong Thing!!!
LOL

But like you said, it's over.

shorty said...

Babe you for give Mr Arrogance chance na,its a whole valentine day.lol

2cute4u said...

this is officially hilarious on a whole new level!Great blanking you gave Mr Arrogance.. I 4 imitate you but its too late now that I've been floored.. Yeah, I was on Val.. Nicely written..
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Anyaposh said...

wow...hmm... i didn't quite get this post.

JuaNita said...

loool your fance look familiance heheeeeeeeee. Funny as hell!

Myne Whitman said...

I wonder how Arrogance felt after you blanked him, hehehe...

Are you a role model? LWKMD!!

Fragilelooks said...

Sirius: No oh. i'm not a ROLE MODEL. LWKM. IVE NEVA HAD A MORE PAINFUL LAFTER WIT GRAMMER DAN THIS. SHORTY: I JST CLDNT BRING MESLF TO DO IT.I DINT SEE ANY SENSE IN DAT. 2CUTE4U: LOL. JST LEARN FRM DAT XPERIENCE. TAT WOT I DO. ANYAPOSH: i'L XPLAIN.ARROGANCE IS A GUY I KNW BT WALKD AWAY FROM 4 GUD. BOBO AND BABE ARE TWO RANDOM PPLE I MET,DAT COULDNT SPEAK INNGLISH TO SAVE DIA LIVES. DIS POST WAS 2 DAYS LATE CZ I HAD POSTD 4RM MY MOBILE BT IT NEVA GOT HERE TILL I TAPPD D KEYBOARDS OF A COMPUTER. HOPE DIS XPLAINS MUCH. JUANITA: LOL. MYNE: I BET, LIKE CRAP. HE'LL GET OVA IT.I KNOW IT.

leggy said...

lol....na wa oh.
you no try for arrogance side at all.

Harry-Rami Itie said...

This is good.. LWKMD

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

This is so hilarious,LWKMD.
Do you seriously look like a role model.
Grammar go kill us for naija

Fragilelooks said...

Leggy: WOT WAS I SUPOSED TO DO? I JST COULDNT. / HARRY: LOL. NA WERIN I SEE O. /TGWTR HAIR: WE REFUSE TO DIE O FROM SPOKEN INNGLISH. LOL

justdoyin said...

Hanyi!Pls r u a role Model?

It is well oh...but u shoulda answered them now...lol

muyiwa said...

Role model,lmao

Fragilelooks said...

Justdoyin: werin i 4 answer? HENLOW,I YAM A ROLE MONDEL. LOL. / MUYIWA: LOL.

neefemi said...

lol, very mean but the past is the past....first time here too

Fragilelooks said...

neefemi: u r most welcome. sumtimes,we shld learn to tighten up.

Repressed One said...

ah ahn wetin arrogance do you na...i must be missing the back story...see blanking, chei!

lol@ AnyaPosh

Mr.Funnyhoneymoney said...

LMAO are you a role model? lal you shoulda replied yes,and you must be a designer shirt

Fragilelooks said...

RepressdOne: yeah, see back story. lol. MR.FUNNYHONEYMONEY: lol @ designers shirt.

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO, a role model? Seriously? Too funny.

Fragilelooks said...

ORIGINAL MGBEKE: YES O. ROLE MODEL. LOL

Tisha said...

whats it with the ex? he takes a lot for granted. were you a walk over when you were dating?

blogoratti said...

Hilarious.. that.

Tatababe said...

LMBO! funny stuvs....na real role model lol!

LucidLilith said...

rotflmao...
Role model? WTH?

Nice Anon said...

The Hanyi part killed me!! Chei lekwe nga English n'egbu ndi mmadu

雪糕 said...

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SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahahahahaha!!!!

That's all I can say to that.