JANUARY: I did not die of heartbreak; survival: check.
FEBRUARY: I did not die from work load; survival:check.
MARCH: can't complain about anything. Really God is merciful.
Can't get my hands round tis thing called an Ipad. Mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Still this year, I din't have a valentine. Worked all day long but got the crappiest of all chocolates ever made by MAN. Was happy to give it out. Lol.
So, I have taken my driving to a whole new level by riding on the highway. FEAR CONQUERED: CHECK.
Na so one day, I jejely dey carry our generator for office dey go servicing, na I'm oga mopol come stop me for road. Wetin be my offense now, I asked?
Mopol: madam, where is ur tinted permit?
Me: what permit? This car resemble tinted for ur eye? Oga beg this na sun shade.
Mopol: madam beg step down, bring ur gen receipt, plus the permit.
Dude don look me finish, feel say e go fit carry me shine for that day. So the security man wey me and am follow come step begin follow the man talk for Awusa but the guy head still dey hot. Na I'm my oga security commot our oga complimentary card show the guy, and without further delay, we rolled away.
So that got me thinking, just a business card and u can get away?????????? Naija.
The other day na I'm I just dey for one corner say make I drink something, wen I no fit help but listen to the convo btw the people sitting close by.
Boy: i so much enjoyed fucking u last nite. Kai, babe it was marathon. I just couldn't believe it.
Gurl: really? I must have slept the whole time through cuz I din't notice.
Me: I burst out laughing so hard. See bruised ego naaaaaaaaaaa. The look on his face was priceless.
If no be God, that guy for don burn me slap.
HOW ALL OF US DEY NA?????????????????????????????