Tuesday, May 25, 2010

ONE NIGHT AS A RUNS BABE

A BAD KITTY I HAVE BEEN. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BLAME IT ON MY DESTROYED PHONE AND THE DEAD INTERNET SUBSCRIPTION. MSCHEWWWWWWWW.


HAVING MOURNED THE LOSS OF 3600 DOLLARS ALL WEEK{LAST WK. A FASHION FARE I MISSED},AND LISTENING TO THE ESCAPADES OF THE HUSTLERS{BABES} AROUND ME, FRIDAY PRESENTED ITSELF WITH A CRAZY IDEA IN MY HEAD. A CALL FROM ARROGANCE TO GO OUT, AND THIS LONELY SISTER SUPRISED HERSELF BY SAYING YES.
HAVING DRESSED UP IN THOSE SKINNY JEANS AND AN HALTER NECK TOP WITH GLIMMERS AND ENOUGH CLEAVAGE TO .... THANKS TO PMS, MY TWINS SURE LOOKED LOVELIER.
ON, I HOPPED ON MY GUCCI HEELS AND I HIT THE ROAD.KNOWING THE EFFECT MY DRESSING MITE CAUSE, I COULDNT GIVE TWO, AFTER ALL I WAS TO BE A RUNS BABE FOR ONE NIGHT WITH ARROGANCE.
BOBO WAS IN SHOCKED TO SEE ME THAT WAY, AFTER ALL, ALL HE KNOWS ME FOR ARE MY JEANS AND TOPS OR SHIRTS, BUT SEEING THIS BITCH, SURE HAD AN EFFECT ON HIM. AS HE TRIED TO DROP A KISS, I PAUSED HIM

ME: HOLD IT BUDDY.
A: WHAT NOW???
ME: NOT SO FAST BOY. HI, I'M CLAIRE. HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
{PLAYING ALONG}

A:OH, YEAH.... I;M THE LADIES MAN.
ME: THATS WHY I;M HERE. TO SEE WOTCHA GOT.
A: NAME UR PRICE....
ME: chineke mee, na like that. lol

WE laughed...

AS WE DROVE OUT INTO THE NIGHT,I TOLD HIM I WANTED TO SEE SOME PROSTITUTES. TRUTH IS, ALL MY LIFE, I HEAR OF THEM BUT HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM. SO HE DROVE US ALONG WUSE ZONE 2, AND GOSH, I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH.
A STREAM OF YOUNG BEAUTIFUL LADIES LINED UP ON THE STREETS WAITING FOR CUStomers. i shivered and A kept on laughing. As we slowed a bit and he rolled down the glass, one rushed foward and i flinched. she started screaming *ASHAWO*, As we drove off. DAMN, WHATEVER MUST HAVE CAUSED THESE LOVELY LOOKING LADIES INTO THE STREETS????? GOD SAVE US ALL.

MY NIGHT WAS RUINED REALLY AFTER THAT SIGHT. I WAS SICK IN MY STOMACH AND HAD A FEVER ALL NIGHT THROUGH.
ARROGANCE WAS SHOCKED AT THE EFFECT THAT HAD ON ME.
THAT WAS THE END OF MY WEEKEND....

THANK GOD, I FEEL BETTER NOW JO. AND THE WEEK HAS JUST BEGUN RIGHT.
THE 2 DAYS KOREAN CULTURAL DISPLAY HAS JUST MADE MY WEEK ALREADY. THANKS TO ARROGANCE. HE;S BEEN FLAUNTING ME LIKE A TROPHY TO ALL THESE MEN......

SEE Y'ALL MUCH LATER.
P.S I STILL LOVE U ALL IN THIS FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN AWAY.

23 comments:

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Guess you have never been to Lagos or you do not go out at night. It happens, enjoy your week jo.

sosexy said...

Lol.. Quite agree with 'Girl with the Red Hair'
Shit happens..
Consider yourself baptized!

Tolu Akanni said...

woooooowww....!!!!!
U should try out las gidi this weekend then.
Good to know ure much better though.

2cute4u said...

Kai.. What a rude awakening!
Too bad but you asked for it na..
You wanted to be 'bad'
It was an experience though and I'm glad you're better..
Have a wonderful week ahead love..

BSNC said...

lol that was some experience.

doll said...

are you really just seeing prostitutes..wow!

Nutty J. said...

So u didnt play out the 'runs' again?

Kpele...thank God ur better. And you really should brace urself for such sights in the future. Cant be falling sick anytime u see that...

LE DYNAMIQUE PROFESSEUR said...

wait, let me ask you... Should you be asked to do that again, will you?
What an experience...
Seem like u had fun sha... lol

- LDP

Lara said...

seems like you have never been to Lagos before they are everyday day expereince, in Apapa, you see them in broad day light. Enjoy the week

F and M said...

It is really sad o... I also wonder sometimes what drives people to such extents of desperation. I know we can't judge sha...

LOL @ ur assault on this guy sha. Shett! U want to confuse the man, you know! Softly, softly... :)

histreasure said...

eh yah,pele!!that was such a rude awakening..! but that's the real world - with prostitutes, drug dealers and addicts, child soldiers and slaves, sadists and killers...sorry dear!!

Sugarking said...

lmao @ "I'm Claire" u go fear name na. lol

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