MY NIECE,OUR DOG &HER ALPHABETS.

In my day's spare time,i tutor my lil niece SALMONELLA(one of her numerous names,from the movie "HAPILY NEVA AFTA"). GREENADE(FROM HER ALLERGY TO PEANUTS). YAATT(FROM HER SUPRISE WEN NEPA FLASHES THE LIGHT)& of course SCARAABB(FROM HER FIRST PERIWINKLE XPERIENCE). This lil 3year old,loves bullying everyone bt hates being bullied&neva a day witout COOKIES.

In my father's house,dere's the most rubbish dog we've ever had. He's called ROVER. To him,he's just the last child of the house&my father does treat him as one. He does nutin but eat,watch tv,play&sleep. Once,there had been a gunshot in our house,he was the first to dock behind the chair. A DOG INDEED.

In our tutorial class,we've gone tru the ALPHABET CD'S Severally. Identification of shapes,animals&colours. Her major problem is,she can't hold a pencil.

Today,we were set out to impress her parents,alongside her grandparents. So here we go!!

A is for APPLE.
B is for BALL.
C is for COOKIE.&
D is for ROVER.

Evrione burst out laughing.
Of course she wasn't wrong. SHE'S JUST SMART or Wot d'u think?

I still get paid for doing my job.