In my day's spare time,i tutor my lil niece SALMONELLA(one of her numerous names,from the movie "HAPILY NEVA AFTA"). GREENADE(FROM HER ALLERGY TO PEANUTS). YAATT(FROM HER SUPRISE WEN NEPA FLASHES THE LIGHT)& of course SCARAABB(FROM HER FIRST PERIWINKLE XPERIENCE). This lil 3year old,loves bullying everyone bt hates being bullied&neva a day witout COOKIES.
In my father's house,dere's the most rubbish dog we've ever had. He's called ROVER. To him,he's just the last child of the house&my father does treat him as one. He does nutin but eat,watch tv,play&sleep. Once,there had been a gunshot in our house,he was the first to dock behind the chair. A DOG INDEED.
In our tutorial class,we've gone tru the ALPHABET CD'S Severally. Identification of shapes,animals&colours. Her major problem is,she can't hold a pencil.
Today,we were set out to impress her parents,alongside her grandparents. So here we go!!
A is for APPLE.
B is for BALL.
C is for COOKIE.&
D is for ROVER.
Evrione burst out laughing.
Of course she wasn't wrong. SHE'S JUST SMART or Wot d'u think?
I still get paid for doing my job.