Tuesday, November 24, 2009

FOR THE MUSE

I JUST COULDN’T HELP THE THOUGHTS TODAY.
THE MUSE I LOVED AND CHERISH EACH DAY.
HE BROUGHT ME SMILES ON THIS FACE I FROWNED.
I’M STILL ALL SMILES, WITH EACH NEW LINE.
THE TIMES WE HAD, WAS NOT ALL BAD.
THE BAD WE FOUGHT, I LEARNT A LOT.
THE LOT I LEARNED HELPED SHAPE MY MIND.
BUT TRUTH BE TOLD, YOU CUT ME COLD.
I FOUGHT TO BE, AND NOW I’M GROWN.
I FEAR NO MORE, MY TEARS ALL GONE.
I BEAM WITH SMILES, AND I KNOW U WAS RIGHT.
YOU HAD TO LEAVE, AND NO MORE LIES.


With just a few days before i move, i decided to check in with my cardiologist cuz i've been having some palpitations. here's our conversation:

DOC: HOW HAVE U BEEN?
ME: GOOD, XCEPT FOR SOME SKIPPING HEARTBEAT.
D: OK.ARE U TENSED WHEN IT HAPPENS?
M: I DUNNO. JUST FEEL LIGHTHEADED.
D:ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING?
M:NOPE.(DATS A LIE).
D: ARE U ON UR PERIOD?
M: NOPE
D: WHEN IS IT DUE?
M:SOME DAYS AGO.
D: wit a raised eye brow///// WHEN LAST DID YOU HAVE SEX?
M: ???????????????????
D: D'U HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
M:?????????????????????????
D: TAKE OFF UR SHIRT AND BRA SO I CAN LISTEN TO UR CHEST.
AT THIS POINT, MY PALPITATIONS CAME BACK. IT ALWAYS HAPPENS WEN I HAVE TO SHOW MY BOOBIES.

NEWAYS AFTER THE CHECK, I WAS SENT FOR AN ECG.and it came back clear.
D:WHAT ARE YOU MOST SCARED OF?
M: BEING ALONE.
So he tried to psyche me, and yeah he did a mighty good job.

D: YOU ARE JUST A LIVING ANXIETY BOX.
M: LIKE I DIN'T KNOW.

HE TALKED ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MY EVER ANXIOUS STATE, AND MY NEED TO RELAX MY MIND. AND AS FOR MY FEAR, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I'M GOING AWAY.
M: OK.

D: SORRY, BUT PERMIT ME TO ASK!!!! Y DON'T YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
M: TAKING A BREAK FROM THERE.
D: THAT CAN HELP, U KNOW?
M: OK. THANK YOU SIR, AND I TAKE MY LEAVE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT ANXIETY CAN HOLD BACK YOUR PERIOD i.e IF U ARE SURE U ARE NOT PREGGY???? I LEARNT A LOT FROM THAT SESSION.

IF I HAD THOT SHOWING MY BOOBIES WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL, HERE COMES THE GYNAECOLOGIST( BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE).

THE LIFE OF MALE DOCTORS.

7 comments:

muyiwa said...

Thats very funny

Myne Whitman said...

I was like you the first time I had a chest infection and a male doctor had to listen to my chest. OMG, my heart was beating eh? LOL. Now I think I'm better.

Relax sha, in everything in life, God is in control if you let him.

Harry-Rami Itie said...

hmmn..nice one here

Princess X said...

I dread the thought of male doctors, you know! But again, maybe it's because I watch too many movies! And I agree with Myne... God is def in control!

Fragilelooks said...

@muyiwa: what makest thou laf eh?
@myne: don't i just love you. i always look foward to ur comments. God definitely has a hold on me.
@harry: thanks dear.
@princess x: i've come to realize that i'm more comfortable with the male docs. lol. hahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahha.

rethots said...

"THE LIFE OF MALE DOCTORS." could be interesting just as you ought to take doctors' advice "D: THAT CAN HELP, U KNOW?" seriously.

Fragilelooks said...

rethots been thinking of that that but i can\t bring myself to do that atleast not now.