Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I DON FALL MY HAND

HAVE U EVER FELT WHITE FACED AND WISHED THAT THE GROUND COULD JUST SWALLOW U UP?
THAT WAS ME,WITH THE GYNAECOLOGIST. DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID I EVEN GO THERE? SERIOUSLY, I DID FALL MY HAND.

I LAY FLAT ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS PROPPED UP ON HIS EXAMINING TABLE, MY MIND A MILLION MILES AWAY AND WISHING I COULD JUST BE SEDATED ONLY TO WAKE UP ON MY OWN BED.

READY AND STEADY NOW, HIS SLENDER MASCULINE FINGERS NOW MASKED IN GLOVES TWITCHED AS HE WAS READY TO WORK. AND SUDDENLY HE DISAPPEARS TO THE DEPTH BELOW. AT THIS POINT, MY DEAR PEOPLE OF BLOGSVILLE, I CLAMMED UP.

DOC: RELAX
ME: OK.

AS MUCH AS I TRIED,I COULDN'T. ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT HE WAS PEEPING LET ALONE THE POKING.

DOC: RELAX
ME: OK

STILL NOT WORKING. THE DOC GETTING IMPATIENT WITH ME, GOES AGAIN

DOC: RELAX
ME: OK, I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO TRU WITH THIS.

KAI, BUT I'VE COME THIS FAR.........
WELL SHA, I RESIGNED MYSELF TO FATE. I SHUT MY MIND OUT AND LET HIM GET TO WORK.

I COME FALL MY HAND WHEN I LET OUT A MOAN. WAS THE GUY WORKING OR GIVING ME SOME . . . . . .? IHE NKEA SEF?(THIS KAIN THING). I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO GET LOST FROM THAT PLACE.
NA CURIOUSTY KILL THIS CAT(ME).MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

21 comments:

Repressed One said...

Buahahahaah!! Moan kwa??

It's good you got your physical done sha...i can't say i've ever moaned while being *ahem* "probed" by a Doc. lol

leggy said...

lol, you moaned?ha ha ha

akaBagucci said...

ah.. doctor... u'll never know if it was intentional or not o.. but guess the key issue is that its needful anyways..

shorty said...

Lmao! so u really moaned? you don fall your hand o.

Myne Whitman said...

That was hilarious, what kind of moan eh fragile?

HYAW said...

lwkmd. Nawa to you oh

Lady X said...

LOL
Perhaps we should all go visit the gynecologist.

Fragilelooks said...

lady x, i dnt think u wana go down there. lol
HYAW:EHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN?
MYNE: IT WAS NOT FUNNY.@MOAN, THE KIND ESCAPES YOU WHEN U R PLEASURED.
SHORTY: NO BE LIE. I FALL MY HAND BIG TIME.
akaBagucci:who i wan ask that question. its all in the line of his duty huh.lol
leggy: u can laf all u can.lol. but e no funny oh.
repressed one: yeah i'm glad i got it done.

bob-ij said...

haha! I love your thing **Make Me Smile**. So cute!
I'm actually dying. told the bf about his and he was laughing his head off. I;m one of those ladies that will not let a man down there. My gynecologist MUST be female... lol @ your moan.. You are just a victim of your sex : *sigh* females.. lol I loved this though! too funny!

x!

Lil Miss Thang said...

i'm delaying my first examination @ gynae. Ah, your experience made me LOL... hahhahahaha... I can imagine myself clamming up and getting irritated. cant believe you moaned tho! hahaha

Fragilelooks said...

bob-ij: i'm glad u likee. pls dnt tell bf abt meeeeeeeeeeee.lol

lil miss thang: my dear, it was an escaped moan. in btw, no pain without PLEASUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LMAO

muyiwa said...

Na the normal protocol be that and you moean,lmao

Fragilelooks said...

@muyiwa: queer normal protocal my dear. W8 til u have a hot female doc/nurse working on ur dwnside. Lmsao

Nana Yaw Asiedu said...

Relax, Girl, I am quite positive you were not the first (not even twentieth) person to moan 'accidentally'. He would not have been surprised. :-)

~Sirius~ said...

No WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

WTH!!!!!

LMAO!!!!.....NOW, that is a ground swallowing moment.

Sorry Missy.

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAOOOO. I don die oooo, as in babe you seriously fall your hand for thia. LMFAO.

Fragilelooks said...

@nana. i know that. bt i would ave been much more beta if it were some one else not me.
@sirius. but the ground no gree open. mscheewwwwwwwwwww.
@original mgbeke> my dear i fall that hand badly.

rethots said...

Hahaha.....oops, i didn't laugh, the sound just came out.

Fragilelooks said...

rethots u have joined them. ok oh. laugh on.

UnderCover07 said...

Lmfao...he said relax not "relax n' enjoy". Dats y u shd pick a female gynae next time.

First time here...thanks for stopping by mines. And thanks for the prayers too!

Fragilelooks said...

@undercover07: welcome u are. lol