I JUST WANNA SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO "MADE ME SMILE" ON MY LAST POST BY LAUGHING AT ME.YEAH YEAH, BETTER DON'T TELL UR ORDEAL OR I'LL SURE LAUGH BACK. LOL
LAST FRIDAY, WHILE I WAS IN THE SALOON GETTING MY HAIR DONE, I LISTENED CAREFULLY AS SOME GIRLS DISCUSSED THEIR APPETITE FOR SEX, AND ALL THE CRAP THAT FILTERED THROUGH MY INNOCENT EARS( LOL). AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT TRY TO CATEGORIZE "SEX" BY ME. AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS SEX???????????????????????
SEX WHEN IN LOVE, CAN BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING.( YOU CAN TESTIFY "WINK WINK")LOL
SEX WITHOUT ANY ATOM OF LIKENESS OR LOVE IS "JUST A WAR WITH THE GENITALS"
SEX FOR MONEY, WE ALL KNOW THE KOKO!!!!!!!!!!PROSTITUTION.
SAME SEX (GAY/LESBIANISM), SIMPLY DISGUSTING.
SELF HELP( MASTURBATION), HIGHLY BORING. WITH FINGER CRAMPS.
PHONE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE "FUDGEMUFFIN", ORIGINAL MGBEKE'S SWEAR WORD.LOL
SEX WITH ANIMALS(DOGS). DOES THAT REALLY HAPPEN????????????????, PLEASE GET A TOY.
UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, IF YOU KNOW MORE THAN THESE I HAVE LISTED, PLEASE "MAKE ME SMILE" WITH THEM.
A GUY I USED TO KNOW ONCE TOLD ME THAT THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A HARD DICK IS 9CM.
MHHHHHHH.
P.S, IF U HAVE EVER USED A MEASURING TAPE, LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!! LOL.
FOR THE FIRST TIME, I GOT A REAL SHORT HAIR DO. PIX WILL BE UP SOON.
HAPPY NEW MONTH Y'ALL.
19 comments:
No sex but lots of making out = blueballs...lol
hmmm....i heard the "9cm" thing too...won't tell you whether i measured up or not...we don't want female bloggers stalking me shey *wink**wink*
hmmm, lets see you with the short hair do
Not saying anything...lol
lmao, im a virgin and im sheltered ohh, so idk anything on this subject ;-)
No comment!
How can...
Haa, sex talk is like my alley. i will be present. A-LIST, VIP! werrin...lol
sex with animals...kidding right? this i need to see oh!
threesome nko?
lol...this made me laugh.
I'm sure more categories plenty, LOL. Look forward to your pix and no mind the 9cm thing. Men like to make mouth. *Tankojjetty take note* LOL...
Self help is boring??? Who said that let me pinch them! Na you tok am abi? Take time o! Na who say phone sex is not cool? hmmmm i rest my case on that one.
What is 9cm in inches? Doesn't sound like much?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....U HAVE KILLED ME!!
SEX WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS!!
I SAW THAT ON NIPTUCK!!!!
lmao saw this one somewhere some time ago:agalmatophilia: love and sexual desire for statues and mannequins
and about the hard dick thingy,i would think your friend meant to say 9inches cos 9cm is just too...........
9cm is little. picture one of those short rulers from pry skl...those are 15cm!!!
btw,sex is alot like air, it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
tankojjetty.... i\ll b ur number 1 stalker.lol yhanks 4 coming by.
harry, why the silence. pls speak ur mind.
damsel, ok u r excused for not saying anyfing. lol.
myne ok. will put the pix soonest. @9cm, i\m yet to confirm that.
leggy, u don dey laf since. u no wan talk. neways i\m glad i made ya laf. hws the reading going jare.
chayoma, i din\t even think of threesomes or the multiples of it. that is simplyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy randoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. tufiakwa.
nice anon, chineke meee. u\re ok with both the self help and phone. every man for himself. lol
tin tin, make i go check that one now. i\m happy u dey laf like that. lmao
mr funnyhoneymoney, 9cm is just too what!!!!!! statues!!!!!!!!!!!! mhhhhhhhhhhhhh.i weak.
funkola, 9cm is lil!!!!!!!!!!!! i admit, i ain\t gettin any. lol
hahaha,all these categories,anyway got no comment on this,i am a saint
muyiwa make i die. saint kini?
lmao....i feel u
thanks rene. na sos so laf una dey laf.
LMAO,i laughed all through this.
shorty: i don turn comedian. nways. i'm glad i made u laffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.lol
lol...which average dick is 9cm?! haha...he's just fooling himself o jare. the average is 6cm... from what've heard. but maybe naija men are different & have it really good in that department. if so, then the women better be 9cm deep too ...hahahaha
ANYA P FROM WHAT U'VE HEARD. IT'S STILL NOT A KNOWN FACT. PLS IF U CONFIRM, DO LET ME KNOW.LOL. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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