Tuesday, December 1, 2009

SEX CATEGORIZED

I JUST WANNA SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO "MADE ME SMILE" ON MY LAST POST BY LAUGHING AT ME.YEAH YEAH, BETTER DON'T TELL UR ORDEAL OR I'LL SURE LAUGH BACK. LOL


LAST FRIDAY, WHILE I WAS IN THE SALOON GETTING MY HAIR DONE, I LISTENED CAREFULLY AS SOME GIRLS DISCUSSED THEIR APPETITE FOR SEX, AND ALL THE CRAP THAT FILTERED THROUGH MY INNOCENT EARS( LOL). AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT TRY TO CATEGORIZE "SEX" BY ME. AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS SEX???????????????????????

SEX WHEN IN LOVE, CAN BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING.( YOU CAN TESTIFY "WINK WINK")LOL

SEX WITHOUT ANY ATOM OF LIKENESS OR LOVE IS "JUST A WAR WITH THE GENITALS"

SEX FOR MONEY, WE ALL KNOW THE KOKO!!!!!!!!!!PROSTITUTION.

SAME SEX (GAY/LESBIANISM), SIMPLY DISGUSTING.

SELF HELP( MASTURBATION), HIGHLY BORING. WITH FINGER CRAMPS.

PHONE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE "FUDGEMUFFIN", ORIGINAL MGBEKE'S SWEAR WORD.LOL

SEX WITH ANIMALS(DOGS). DOES THAT REALLY HAPPEN????????????????, PLEASE GET A TOY.

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, IF YOU KNOW MORE THAN THESE I HAVE LISTED, PLEASE "MAKE ME SMILE" WITH THEM.



A GUY I USED TO KNOW ONCE TOLD ME THAT THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A HARD DICK IS 9CM.
MHHHHHHH.
P.S, IF U HAVE EVER USED A MEASURING TAPE, LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!! LOL.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I GOT A REAL SHORT HAIR DO. PIX WILL BE UP SOON.

HAPPY NEW MONTH Y'ALL.

19 comments:

tankojjetty said...

No sex but lots of making out = blueballs...lol

hmmm....i heard the "9cm" thing too...won't tell you whether i measured up or not...we don't want female bloggers stalking me shey *wink**wink*

hmmm, lets see you with the short hair do

Harry-Rami Itie said...

Not saying anything...lol

The- Damsel said...

lmao, im a virgin and im sheltered ohh, so idk anything on this subject ;-)

chayoma said...

No comment!

How can...
Haa, sex talk is like my alley. i will be present. A-LIST, VIP! werrin...lol

sex with animals...kidding right? this i need to see oh!

threesome nko?

leggy said...

lol...this made me laugh.

Myne Whitman said...

I'm sure more categories plenty, LOL. Look forward to your pix and no mind the 9cm thing. Men like to make mouth. *Tankojjetty take note* LOL...

Nice Anon said...

Self help is boring??? Who said that let me pinch them! Na you tok am abi? Take time o! Na who say phone sex is not cool? hmmmm i rest my case on that one.

What is 9cm in inches? Doesn't sound like much?

TinTin said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....U HAVE KILLED ME!!

SEX WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS!!
I SAW THAT ON NIPTUCK!!!!

Mr.Funnyhoneymoney said...

lmao saw this one somewhere some time ago:agalmatophilia: love and sexual desire for statues and mannequins
and about the hard dick thingy,i would think your friend meant to say 9inches cos 9cm is just too...........

funkola said...

9cm is little. picture one of those short rulers from pry skl...those are 15cm!!!
btw,sex is alot like air, it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Fragilelooks said...

tankojjetty.... i\ll b ur number 1 stalker.lol yhanks 4 coming by.

harry, why the silence. pls speak ur mind.

damsel, ok u r excused for not saying anyfing. lol.

myne ok. will put the pix soonest. @9cm, i\m yet to confirm that.

leggy, u don dey laf since. u no wan talk. neways i\m glad i made ya laf. hws the reading going jare.


chayoma, i din\t even think of threesomes or the multiples of it. that is simplyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy randoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. tufiakwa.


nice anon, chineke meee. u\re ok with both the self help and phone. every man for himself. lol


tin tin, make i go check that one now. i\m happy u dey laf like that. lmao

mr funnyhoneymoney, 9cm is just too what!!!!!! statues!!!!!!!!!!!! mhhhhhhhhhhhhh.i weak.

funkola, 9cm is lil!!!!!!!!!!!! i admit, i ain\t gettin any. lol

muyiwa said...

hahaha,all these categories,anyway got no comment on this,i am a saint

Fragilelooks said...

muyiwa make i die. saint kini?

Rene said...

lmao....i feel u

Fragilelooks said...

thanks rene. na sos so laf una dey laf.

shorty said...

LMAO,i laughed all through this.

Fragilelooks said...

shorty: i don turn comedian. nways. i'm glad i made u laffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.lol

Anya P said...

lol...which average dick is 9cm?! haha...he's just fooling himself o jare. the average is 6cm... from what've heard. but maybe naija men are different & have it really good in that department. if so, then the women better be 9cm deep too ...hahahaha

Fragilelooks said...

ANYA P FROM WHAT U'VE HEARD. IT'S STILL NOT A KNOWN FACT. PLS IF U CONFIRM, DO LET ME KNOW.LOL. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.