YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL AND BROKE.(YBB)

IT'S BEEN SOME DAYS AWAY FROM HERE AND IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER. PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I'VE MISSED IT HERE OH.
ON MY LAST POST *SAVE ME NOW*, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO TRUE EXCEPT FOR THE AHMED PART OF THE STORY. I WOULD SHAVE OFF MY EYE BROW BEFORE I EVA DO THAT TO AHMED.... AND THAT LEADS ME TO THE QUESTION * AM I IN LOVE WITH AHMED???

ANS: NOT AT ALL.
Q: SO WHAT IS DIS???
A: I WISH I KNEW.

SO TODAY, I'M ON *YBB*............ AND THIS IS MY STORY....................

HAVING GRADUATED 3YEARS AGO and of course,the usual one year stay at home.but in my case, i had a yr and half stay cuz my name got omitted for NYSC, PLUS A YEAR FOR NYSC PROPER WHICH SHIELDED ME FROM THE INITIAL REALITY OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
THIS WAS FOLLOWED BY THE PLANS OF TRAVELLING OVERSEAS FOR A MASTER'S PROGRAMME WHICH HAS BEEN POSTPONED INDEFINITELY DUE TO FINANCIAL CHALLENGES.
I HAVE BEEN LEFT WITH NO REGULAR INCOME AND A SOMEWAT COSTLY LIFESTYLE TO SUPPORT.(LOL).

STUDENTS BUDGETS FROM PARENTS ARE OFTEN XTREMELY GENEROUS AND THE WIDER FAMILY(AUNTS/UNCLES etc) TEND TO BE SUPPORTIVE WITH CASH GIFTS ON BIRTHDAYS, XMAS OR FOR EDUCATIONAL RELATED XPENSES.
N/B: ONCE EDUCATION IS COMPLETED, THE SUPPORT SYSTEM IS WITHDRAWN AND FINANCIAL REALITY CAN BE VERY CHILLING INDEED.

AFTER THESE YEARS OF FINDING OUT THAT THERE IS NOT IMMEDIATE USE FOR THE SKILLS DAT SOMEONE HAS WORKED SO HARD TO ACQUIRE IS A SHOCKING REALIZATION. IT ROCKS THE CAREFULLY CULTIVATED CONFIDENCE AND SELF BELIEF BUT IT ALSO PRESENTS A MAJOR FINANCIAL CHALLENGE.
UNEMPLOYMENT, DEPRIVES THOSE CONCERNED THEIR FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL INDEPENDENCE, FORCING THEM TO CONTINUE TO DEPEND ON FAMILIES FOR FINANCIAL SUPPORT. THEY CONTINUE LIVING AT HOME POSTPONIONG MAJOR ASSET PURCHASES, MARRIAGE AND OTHER MAJOR COMMITMENTS. THERE IS ALSO A DISRUPTION IN THE ABILITY TO PLAN AND SAVE FOR THE FUTURE AS SOME OF THE KEY YEARS IN THE EARNINGS LIFE CYCLE IS LOST.

HAVING GONE THRU MY BANK STATEMENT RECENTLY,I REALIZED THAT I'M ON THE ZERO LIMIT. MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. LOL MISS INDEPENDENT IS FAST LOOSING IT.
WITH A JOB, JUST A FOOTHOLD AWAY, IT'S TIME TO CALL ON FAMILY............. MY PRIDE IS HURTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMA IME IHE OJOOOOOOOOOO, I'LL JUST MAKE THAT CALL.
U SEE,I WAS SMART ENOF TO SAVE UP SOME CASH DURING MY SERVICE YEAR FOR A TIME LIKE THIS. IT DID COME IN HANDY........ HAVING COLLAPSED MY SMALL FIXED DEPOSIT, IT'S BEEN GREAT CHOPPING THE MONEY,,,,,,,,, NA MY MONEY JOR...... AND IT HELPED AS A BASE FOR MY PROJECT SO I DON'T REGRET A DAY FOR PUTTIN AWAY THAT STASH.

BUT NOW, POCKET IS FAST RUNNIN DRY AND LIL MISS INDEPENDENT WANA DO AN XCLUSIVE XMAS SHOPPING BUT I'M YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL AND BROKE( YBB) BUT GOD DEY, ABI NO BE SO????????????????? WHO WILL BELL THE CAT BUT FAMILY??????????????????????( AUTIES, UNCLES, COUSINS ETC, HERE I COME)

SO HERE ARE THE TIPS I CAME UP WITH TO AVOID BEING "YBB":
1) USE FAMILY SUPPORT WISELY TO ENHANCE UR EARNINGS CAPACITY. e.g SEEK FUNDS TO TAKE COURSES RATHER THAN TO FUND LIFESTYLE.

2)BE FLEXIBLE,BE CREATIVE IN IDENTIFYING VALUE ADDING OPPORTUNITY. WORKING AS AN INTERN OR OFFERING FREE SERVICES IS SUPERIOR TO SITTING AT HOME.IF ONLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY, IT ALSO GIVES U A CHANCE TO SHOWCASE UR SKILLS.

3) TRY TO REMAIN ECONOMICALLY ACTIVE.i.e TRY TO ASSIST MEETING THE NEEDS OF THOSE SUPPORTING YOU EVEN IF THEY DEMAND NOTHING OF YOU.

4)IF U ARE OUT OF EDUCATION AND STILL OUT OF THE JOB MARKET,DO THINGS THAT WILL ENHANCE UR CV AND MAKE U STAND OUT.e.g DEVELPING A LANGUAGE SKILL.

5)HAVE A BUDGET LINE EVEN IF UR INCOME LINE IS ZERO. IT WILL ALLOW U CALCULATE HOW MUCH MONEY U NEED TO SURVIVE EACH MONTH.

FIRST TIME SPENDING XMAS AWAY FROM HOME, BUT WITH AHMED AROUND. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HOPE I DNT RUN HOME OHHHHH.

HAPPY WKEND Y'ALL.

SAVE ME SOON.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?????
ALLERGIC TO LOVE???
DEAD TO ALL EMOTIONS????
A COLD UNFEELING BIATCH AS I'VE BEEN PRESENTLY TAGGED.........

GOD, I WASN'T THIS WAY. I'VE NEVER BEEN AND WILL NEVER BE....... BUT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW??????????????????
THANKS TO U *M*, I'VE BEEN TAGGED AS THIS *CUB*...... MHHHHHHHH , I KINDA FANCY THE NAME DOH,,,,, MAKES ME FEEL ALL IN CHARGE. YES, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AND FROM HENCEFORTH, CONTINUE TO BE, CUZ I AM A BITCH.

RECENTLY, I'VE MET SOME REAL COOL GUYS, WHO COULD HAVE MADE A BOBO, BUT SUMWHERE ALONG THE LINE, I JUST FIND A REASON TO TELL THEM OFF. IT EVEN GETS WORSE THAT TODAY, WHILE I WENT TO SEE AHMED..............
YEA, AHMED THAT I EVEN LIKE A LOT.MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HERE IS AHMED, WHO JUST GOT BACK AND WE SEAT TO GIST AS NORMAL. HE GETS ON ONE KNEE, WITH A RING IN HAND.MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NOT JUST ANY RING OH.......... A RING HIS MOTHER GAVE HIM SINCE LONG AGO......... ASKING ME TO BE OFFICIAL WITH US.

I JUST SAT THERE LAUGHING OUT LOUD *EVIL LAFTER*....... LIKE HE GOT A MASK ON HIS FACE. AND EVER SO SWEETLY, I SAID A BIG *NO* WITH A PECK ON HIS CHEEK.
OWWWWWWWW, POOR BOY, U NEEDED TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS CANDID FACE.
TEARS WELLED UP HIS EYES, NOSE TWITCHED AS HE FOUGHT BACK TEARS, AND HIS MOUTH OPENED AND CLOSED AS HE TRIED TO FIND THE WORDS TO SPEAK. POOR BOY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??????
WHEN DID I BECOME THIS MONSTER????????
WHERE HAVE ALL MY FEELINGS GONE???????
WHO CAN SAVE ME NOW??????????

EZI AHA KA EGO(A GOOD NAME IS BETTER THAN MONEY)

THANK Y'ALL FOR CHEERING ME UP WITH UR COMMENTS ON MY LAST POST.I APPRECIATE.

LET ME DIGRESS A LIL, B4 I COME TO THE TITLE OF THIS POST.
THE BOOK LAUNCH/LUNCH YESTERDAY WAS SUCCESSFUL. THE DRIVER CAME FOR ME AS PROMISED AND I ARRIVED AT THE VENUE CUTELY/COOPERATELY DRESSED. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE DRESS SENSE OH.LOL
THE VENUE WAS THE "NATIONAL DEFENCE COLLEGE, ABUJA. WITH ALL THE MILITARY IN PLACE AND SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, I KNEW I HAD TO TURN MY SWAGG ON.
WITH ALL CONFIDENCE, I WALKED TO MY SEAT, DIRECTLY FACING THE MINISTER OF DEFENCE. THERE WAS MR *ABC* AND *XYZ*, AND THE LAUNCHER. AS I SAT, AN AIR CDRE SAT BESIDE ME AND STARTED TO MAKE SMALL TALKS.

AIR: CAN I KNOW U?
ARE U A REPORTER?

TOO MANY QUESTIONS COMING AT ONCE.......... SO I STAYED MUTE.

AIR: IS IT UR UNCLE LAUNCHING?

ME: QUICKLY, I SAID YES, AND GOT UP AND MOVED AWAY FROM THERE. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. PEVERT. IDIOT. GOAT. OKPEKE. DODO HEAD. U NEVER SEE FINE GIRL BEFORE???????????????

AFTER ALL 'EM SPEECHES, THE BOOK WAS UNVEILED AND LAUNCHING BEGAN. THIS IDIOT *AIR* KEPT LOOKING AT ME AND OK, HE GOT ME A COPY OF THE BOOK SHA.......... LIKE I DIN'T HAVE ONE ALREADY B4 NOW. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. NEWAYS, I TOOK IT AND GAVE IT OUT. AS WE FILLED OUT TO LUNCH, HE STILL FOLLOWED ME LIKE A BUG, BUT THANKS TO MR *ABC* WHOM I SPOTTED AND FOLLOWED ALL THRU TO THE *MESS* WHERE LUNCH WAS SERVED.

AFTER A WHYLE, I BEGAN TO WONDER IF I WAS THE ONLY FEMALE IN THE HALL, AS ALL THE MEN TURNED THEIR ATTENTION TO ME. MR *XYZ* BEGAN TO ACT THE FATHER FIGURE AS HE NOTICED. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. NUMBERS WERE FLYING AROUND ME LIKE DUST. THESE OLD MEN ARE JUST HOPELESS IDIOTS.
I'M GLAD I DIN'T DO ANYFING STUPID.
MNWHYLE, SOME GURLS ARE JUST............ PLAIN STUPID. IT'S A BOOK LAUNCH/LUNCH, NOT A QUEST FOR MAN HUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

SO, BACK TO MY TITLE,.................... MY GRANDAD LIVED SO WELL AND BUILT A REPUTATION FOR HIMSELF. HIS PRINCIPLES HE INSTILLED IN MY POPSIE, WHO HAS CARRIED ON AND ALSO MADE AN UN-TARNISHABLE NAME/IMAGE FOR HIMSELF. TODAY, I FLAUNT WITH WHAT THEY HAVE ACHIEVED AND I'VE ASSOCIATED/MET WITH DIFFERENT CLASSES OF PEOPLE WITH THAT. THE WORST I CAN DO IS TO RUIN THAT.

HONESTY, STILL REMAINS THE BEST POLICY.
DO NOT BE CARRIED AWAY BY THE THINGS OF THE WORLD.
ALL GOOD THINGS, COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
IF U ARE AFRAID OF RUINING A NAME, IT MEANS IT'S A NAME WORTH KEEPING BECAUSE YOU NEVER CAN TELL.
REACH OUT TO THOSE WHO COME TO YOU/OR THOSE WHO U THINK NEED YOU, *ECHI DI IME* (TOMORROW IS PREGNANT).

I AM MY FATHER'S CHILD, I HAVE LEARNT A LOT FROM THAT.


P.SS, MR *ABC* APPOLOGISED FOR STANDING ME UP.

MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

MY TODAY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. *HISS HISS*. IHE NWATA NWANYI NA AGABIGA(WOT A GIRL PASSES THRU), IN THE HANDS OF MEN.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO AND SEE MR "ABC" TODAY ON POPSIES INSTRUCTION. HAVIN' CALLED HIM IN THE MORNING, HE ASKED ME TO COME BY 12:30PM. SO I CALLED LIKE 5 TIMES AND HE NEVA PICKED UP NEIDA DID HE RETURN MY CALLS. STUPID IDIOT. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

SO MR *XYZ* CALLS AND I'M ALL EXCITED. MR *XYZ*, IS LIKE FAMILY AND SO I GO TO SEE HIM KNOWING HE'LL ALSO HELP ME SEE MR *ABC*. IN MY INNOCENT MIND. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWW.
I GOT TO HIS HOUSE AND HE WELCOMED ME WITH A WARM HUG, BUT A LIL MORE UNCOMFORTING, AND I SHRUGGED OFF. WE TALKED ABOUT STUFF, AND OF COURSE HE'S SUPPOSED TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY PROJECT. ANOTHER REASON I HAD TO GO SEE HIM. MSCHEWWWWWWWWW.
HE STARTED TO MAKE ADVANCES AT ME AND I JUST COULDN'T GET IT. IS IT BECAUSE MY DAD AIN'T HERE???????????????????????????? SO I TOLD HIM TO PISS OFF WITH ANNOYANCE AND MADE IT KNOWN TO HIM THAT IT'S ONLY IF I'M DEAD B4 HE GETS AWAY WITH HIS LUST. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. HE STATRS MAKING APPLOGIES AND WANTED TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

TOGETHER WE WENT TO A FRIEND OF HIS WHO'S LAUNCHING A BOOK TOMORROW AND THERE I MET THE GUY WHO DUPED MY POPSIE SOME YEARS AGO. THE BEAST RECOGNIZED ME AND COULD HARDLY RESPOND TO MY GREETING, CUZ I GAVE HIM MY MEANEST LOOK...........*EVIL WICKED STEPMOTHER********LOL. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
NEWAYS,GOT A VIP INVITE TO THE BOOK LAUNCH. COMPENSATION FOR MY BAD DAY HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, AND A CAR TO PICK ME UP TOOOO. BUT STILL MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

RAN INTO AN OLD FRIEND AT THE VENUE OF THE BOOK LAUNCH,,,,,,,,, FUNNY ENOUGH, HE WORKS THERE TOOOOO.................... SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF I GET BORED.

WHY ARE MEN JUST THIS WAY EHNN????????????????????MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

TALKED WITH AHMED TODAY JARE, AND HE'LL BE BACK ON SUNDAY, ISHO ALLAH. HE'S IN PERFECT HEALTH NOW.JUST ON MEDS. THANK GOD.
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM JO,,, OR SO I THINK AT THIS MOMENT. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I MISS MY DAD, MUM AND MA SIBLINGS. LIKE I WANNA BE HOME RITE NOW, BUT MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

THIS IS A SIGHING POST. I PRAY TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER. MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW * 1MILLION.


GOODBYE 9-12-09.

FOR AHMED

WHEN WORDS SEEM TO FAIL YOU.
AND FATE SEEMS TO TRICK YOU.
WHEN ALL SEEMS TO GO WRONG.
LOOK UP AND SEE LOVE.


WHEN LIFE SEEMS SO SHORT.
AND GRACE SEEMS ALL LOST.
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN SOUTH.
GOD'S LOVE WILL LIGHT YOU UP.


OF HIS WILL YOU WERE BORN.
BY HIS GRACE YOU ARE SAVED.
BY HIS STRIPES, U WERE HEALED.
THUS SAITH THE LORD, YOU WILL LIVE.


AND JUST LIKE YESTERDAY.
THE MEMORIES WILL FADE AWAY.
THE TIDE IS HIGH TODAY.
BUT U'LL MOVE ON AS ALWAYS.

SPOKE WITH AHMED TODAY, AND HE'S DOING JUST FINE. HE'S STILL UNDERGOING SOME TEST NOW, NOT SO SURE ABOUT RE-SURGERY.

I KNOW AHMED LIKES ME A LOT. I DO LIKE HIM TOO. AND WE BOTH LIKE OURSELVES BUT WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER, WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

IS IT BECAUSE HE'S A MUSLIM?????????? OR BECAUSE I KNOW HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED TO HIS COUSIN????????????????(HE CALLED THAT OFF BECAUSE OF ME, SOME MONTHS AGO)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MIXED EMOTIONIONAL COMBAT................

GOD JUST KEEP HIM SAFE, I PRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

SEX CATEGORIZED

I JUST WANNA SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO "MADE ME SMILE" ON MY LAST POST BY LAUGHING AT ME.YEAH YEAH, BETTER DON'T TELL UR ORDEAL OR I'LL SURE LAUGH BACK. LOL


LAST FRIDAY, WHILE I WAS IN THE SALOON GETTING MY HAIR DONE, I LISTENED CAREFULLY AS SOME GIRLS DISCUSSED THEIR APPETITE FOR SEX, AND ALL THE CRAP THAT FILTERED THROUGH MY INNOCENT EARS( LOL). AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT TRY TO CATEGORIZE "SEX" BY ME. AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS SEX???????????????????????

SEX WHEN IN LOVE, CAN BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING.( YOU CAN TESTIFY "WINK WINK")LOL

SEX WITHOUT ANY ATOM OF LIKENESS OR LOVE IS "JUST A WAR WITH THE GENITALS"

SEX FOR MONEY, WE ALL KNOW THE KOKO!!!!!!!!!!PROSTITUTION.

SAME SEX (GAY/LESBIANISM), SIMPLY DISGUSTING.

SELF HELP( MASTURBATION), HIGHLY BORING. WITH FINGER CRAMPS.

PHONE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE "FUDGEMUFFIN", ORIGINAL MGBEKE'S SWEAR WORD.LOL

SEX WITH ANIMALS(DOGS). DOES THAT REALLY HAPPEN????????????????, PLEASE GET A TOY.

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, IF YOU KNOW MORE THAN THESE I HAVE LISTED, PLEASE "MAKE ME SMILE" WITH THEM.



A GUY I USED TO KNOW ONCE TOLD ME THAT THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A HARD DICK IS 9CM.
MHHHHHHH.
P.S, IF U HAVE EVER USED A MEASURING TAPE, LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!! LOL.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I GOT A REAL SHORT HAIR DO. PIX WILL BE UP SOON.

HAPPY NEW MONTH Y'ALL.