ONE NIGHT AS A RUNS BABE

A BAD KITTY I HAVE BEEN. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BLAME IT ON MY DESTROYED PHONE AND THE DEAD INTERNET SUBSCRIPTION. MSCHEWWWWWWWW.


HAVING MOURNED THE LOSS OF 3600 DOLLARS ALL WEEK{LAST WK. A FASHION FARE I MISSED},AND LISTENING TO THE ESCAPADES OF THE HUSTLERS{BABES} AROUND ME, FRIDAY PRESENTED ITSELF WITH A CRAZY IDEA IN MY HEAD. A CALL FROM ARROGANCE TO GO OUT, AND THIS LONELY SISTER SUPRISED HERSELF BY SAYING YES.
HAVING DRESSED UP IN THOSE SKINNY JEANS AND AN HALTER NECK TOP WITH GLIMMERS AND ENOUGH CLEAVAGE TO .... THANKS TO PMS, MY TWINS SURE LOOKED LOVELIER.
ON, I HOPPED ON MY GUCCI HEELS AND I HIT THE ROAD.KNOWING THE EFFECT MY DRESSING MITE CAUSE, I COULDNT GIVE TWO, AFTER ALL I WAS TO BE A RUNS BABE FOR ONE NIGHT WITH ARROGANCE.
BOBO WAS IN SHOCKED TO SEE ME THAT WAY, AFTER ALL, ALL HE KNOWS ME FOR ARE MY JEANS AND TOPS OR SHIRTS, BUT SEEING THIS BITCH, SURE HAD AN EFFECT ON HIM. AS HE TRIED TO DROP A KISS, I PAUSED HIM

ME: HOLD IT BUDDY.
A: WHAT NOW???
ME: NOT SO FAST BOY. HI, I'M CLAIRE. HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
{PLAYING ALONG}

A:OH, YEAH.... I;M THE LADIES MAN.
ME: THATS WHY I;M HERE. TO SEE WOTCHA GOT.
A: NAME UR PRICE....
ME: chineke mee, na like that. lol

WE laughed...

AS WE DROVE OUT INTO THE NIGHT,I TOLD HIM I WANTED TO SEE SOME PROSTITUTES. TRUTH IS, ALL MY LIFE, I HEAR OF THEM BUT HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM. SO HE DROVE US ALONG WUSE ZONE 2, AND GOSH, I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH.
A STREAM OF YOUNG BEAUTIFUL LADIES LINED UP ON THE STREETS WAITING FOR CUStomers. i shivered and A kept on laughing. As we slowed a bit and he rolled down the glass, one rushed foward and i flinched. she started screaming *ASHAWO*, As we drove off. DAMN, WHATEVER MUST HAVE CAUSED THESE LOVELY LOOKING LADIES INTO THE STREETS????? GOD SAVE US ALL.

MY NIGHT WAS RUINED REALLY AFTER THAT SIGHT. I WAS SICK IN MY STOMACH AND HAD A FEVER ALL NIGHT THROUGH.
ARROGANCE WAS SHOCKED AT THE EFFECT THAT HAD ON ME.
THAT WAS THE END OF MY WEEKEND....

THANK GOD, I FEEL BETTER NOW JO. AND THE WEEK HAS JUST BEGUN RIGHT.
THE 2 DAYS KOREAN CULTURAL DISPLAY HAS JUST MADE MY WEEK ALREADY. THANKS TO ARROGANCE. HE;S BEEN FLAUNTING ME LIKE A TROPHY TO ALL THESE MEN......

SEE Y'ALL MUCH LATER.
P.S I STILL LOVE U ALL IN THIS FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN AWAY.

IN MY DREAMS.

IT WAS THE SOUND OF THE PHONE THAT AWAKENED ME WITH THE REMINDER THAT IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS BEFORE WE MET.....( NOT LIKE I FORGOT, HOW CAN I SEF????).
I STOOD UP, STRETCHED MY FEET AND SMILED AND COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM.

LAGOS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.........

AS I WAITED, OBVIOUSLY EARLIER THAN HIS ARRIVAL(CUZ DISTANCE IS SUCH A BIATCH...), MY MIND WANDERED TO THE THINGS WE COULD POSSIBLY DO OR NOT DO. I MEAN ITS THE FIRST TIME WE SEE AND EXPECTATIONS FLYING HIGH.

FINALLY, HE WAS HERE.....YAYYYYYYYYYY. AT LAST I GET TO SEE HIM. MY HEART MISSING BEATS,BUT I STOOD STILL. PICTURE IN MIND AND EYES DARTING 360DEGREES. I COULDN'T HELP BUT SPOT HIM QUICKLY. THANKS TO GOD FOR THIS HIGH POWERED VISION OF MINE.
HEART SUMMERSAULTING RESTLESSLY AND WORDS FORMING IN MY ALREADY JAMMED HEAD. I WALKED WITH ALL FELINE GRACE TO HIM AND AT THAT MOMENT, "TIME FROZE".

HE LOCKED ME IN HIS ARMS AS WE PERFECTLY FIT AND CARELESSLY, HE KISSED ALL MY FACIAL FEATURES AND FINALLY SETTLED ON MY LIPS. AND WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD, WE REMAINED THAT WAY TILL WE GRADUALLY CAME BACK TO EARTH. IT WAS INDEED GOOD TO HAVE HIM HERE.


*SCRATCH SCRATCH*, ON MY FEET WITH DISCOMFORT.....TRYING SO HARD TO IGNORE AND CONCENTRATE ON FEELING THE BODY OF MY LD LOVE WHEN I FELT SOMETHING ON MY FACE... UP, I JUMPED ONLY TO REALIZE, A ROACH ON MY MAT AND NO LD LOVE BESIDE ME.........
HATE, YEAH. MY HATE FOR ROACHES INCREASED AS I CHASED IT TILL I SMASHED IT TO PIECES. DID I END THERE??????? NO......... I EVEN BURNT THE MURAFUCKER FOR INTERRUPTING MY SWEET DREAMS.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SUCH A DREAM, WHERE EVERYTHING SEEMS SO REAL????? MSCHEWWWWWWW.

OK, I'VE BEEN HAVING THIS RE-CURRENT DREAM WHERE IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY AND AT ALL TIMES, I WAS AT THE WRONG PLACES.
ONE WAS WHERE EVERYONE WAS READY AND THE BRIDE WAS LOST(ME). OK, NOT LOST, BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE HOUSE, TOTALLY UNAWARE OF THE WEDDING PREP GOIN ON, UNTIL MY BEST FRIEND CAME IN.

BF: U HERE WE ALL DRESSED AND..... WOTCHA DOIN?????
ME: LEAVE ME LO. NO BE UNA WAN MARRY. WHO IS THE GROOM THE WAY??

ARROGANCE. PEOPLE, SEE ME SEE WAHALA. EVEN IN MY DREAMS, HE STILL WAN MARRY.
OK O. MAKE WE DEY WATCH DRAMA.LOL

HOPE WE ALL HAD A FAB EASTER BREAK?????

P.S I LOVE U.

SISTER(S)............................................

I PROMISED TO WRITE ABOUT MY SADNESS, EVEN THOUGH I FEEL BETTER NOW, BUT I MUST KEEP THAT PROMISE.

FFF SAID SHE AND HER SISTER ALWAYS FOUGHT BUT TODAY, THEY GET ALONG. I'M THE OPPOSITE. MY ELDEST SISTER WILL ALWAYS BEAT ME AS A KID FOR REASONS SHE THOT WAS RIGHT. THIS WHOLE I BE UR SENIOR THING IS JUST SO ANNOYING. FRICTION ALWAYS, THUS WE CAN'T GET ALONG.I DOUBT IT.
OF MY THREE SISTER'S, NONE HAS A GOOD DEFINITION OF ME.

MY YOUNGER SISTER, THINKS I'M WEIRD CUZ I DON'T DO THE USUAL STUFF DEY ALL DO.

MY IMMEDIATE ELDER SISTER CALLS ME ANNOYING, CUZ SHE FORGOT MY MUM"S BIRTH DATE AND I FORGOT TO CALL HER TO REMIND HER. REASON BEING THAT, I SO MUCH HAD IT IN MIND TO CALL MUMSIE ON THAT DAY, BUT I WOKE UP WITH A MIND BLOWING TOOTHACHE AND MENSTRUAL CRAMP.BESIDES THE BIRTHDAY THINGY,DATS HOW SHE VIEWS ME.

MY ELDEST SISTER, THINKS I'M TOO DUMB TO FUNCTION AS AN INDIVIDUAL. LIKE SHE'S THE PERFECT ONE AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ADOPT HER WAYS. AND THATS WHERE WE ALWAYS HAVE PROBLEMS. NOT THAT I TALK BACK AT HER BUT CUZ I'M MUTE WHEN SHE STARTS HER NAGGING AND U KNOW WOT THEY SAY ABOUT SILENCE.

SO ALTOGETHER, NOTHING I DO EVER GOES DOWN WELL WITH HER.

SIS: PLS MAKE QUAKER OAT FOR THE KIDS.
OK, I GO TO THE KITCHEN AND DO DAT, I MEAN WHO CAN'T MAKE OATS XCEPT ME?????
SIS: THIS IS TOO HARD FOR THE KIDS. THATS NOT THE WAY I MAKE IT.
ME: SILENCE ALL THE WAY.

I GO OUT WITH ARROGANCE OR ANYONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, SHE XPECTS ME TO COME BACK WITH A HAMPER. MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I GET A CALL FROM GUY, SHE HAS SOMETHING NOT NICE TO SAY ABT IT. THE ONE THAT PISSED ME OFF ONE DAY WAS WHEN I GOT A CALL FROM THIS GUY I USED TO KNOW WHO ASKED ME TO HELP CHECK ON A HOUSE HE WAS BUILDING AND I WAS JUST TELLING HIM WHAT I SAW AND HE WENT ON TO TELL ME ABT ANODA HOUSE IN LAGOS TOO. AND I ASKED IF I COULD GET A ROOM IN THE HOUSE. AND HE SAID I HAVE TO AGREE TO HIS PROPOSAL AND AS USUAL I JOKED ABOUT IT AND THE NEXT THING I HEARD WAS, "LEAVE THESE GUYS WITH THEIR HIV". WHAT WAS THAT???? IF IT BE A JOKE, IT WASN'T ONE BIT FUNNY.

ON THE DAY OF THAT POST,I HAD WOKEN UP AS USUAL AND GETTING THE KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL IN XCRUTIATING PAIN.( THAT WAS BEFORE THE TOOTH XTRACTION)AND I WAS REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR TALKS. SHE WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN AND BEGAN HER USUAL "WHAT R U DOIN"????? I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD FOR HER..... U'RE NOT FUNCTIONAL TALKS AND I JUST GAVE WAY AND ASKED HER TO JUST DO WATEVER IT WAS THAT HAS TO BE DONE.

SIS: I DON'T BLAME YOU. IT'S ALL BECUZ U R STAYING IN MY HOUSE.

AT THIS POINT, MY HEART BROKE. I WANTED TO CRY, BUT I COULDN'T. WOTS ALL THAT??????? NA WA OOOOOOO. I JUST TOOK A SHOWER, AND LEFT THE HOUSE........ AND GUESS WHO THE DEVIL BROUGHT BY..................................

"ARROGANCE". YEAH HIM............. AND I JUST LET HIM WHISK ME AWAY........ HE WOULD'T UTTER A WORD TO ME AND I JUST SAT IN THE CAR DUMB TILL A CALL FROM MY GOD SISTER WHOM I TALKED TO ABOUT ALL THE ISSUES WITH MY SISTER, AND AS USUAL.................. I CRIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MY HEART OUT.
ARROGANCE LET ME CRY WITHOUT A WORD. AND AFTER ALL THE TEARS WERE GONE, AND I HAD SLEPT FOR SOMETIME, HE BEGAN TO SING TO ME ABT NOT GIVING IN TO THE SADNESS THAT CLOUDED MY MIND. HE TOOK ME TO PRESIDENTIAL VILLA, KNOWING I LOVE SUCH AN ENVIRONMENT... THOUGH HE WENT TO SEE OUR ACTING PRESIDENTS WIFE.

OK, I DIDN'T SAY IT......... ARROGANCE IS INTO POLITICS O. I JUST LED MYSELF THRU THE BEAUTIFUL VILLA ON A LONG WALK AND OFF WE WENT HOME AND DOT DOT DOT..............................(DON'T ASK).

ARROGANCE HAS BEEN SO NICE AND ANNOYINGLY SWEET, BUT TODAY WAS BAD. HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL WEEK AND TODAY HE CAME TO SEE ME BUT I DIN'T CUZ MY SISTER SPENT MY WHOLE DAY IN THE MARKET. HE EVEN OFFERED TO COME AND PICK US UP WHEN WE WERE DONE BUT MY UNCLE CAME FIRST SO I TOLD HIM NOT TO BORDER. NOW, HE AINT TALKING TO ME AND I'M WORRIED.
WHY????? TRUTH IS HE'LL STILL BE HERE 2MORO SO WTF?????????????

U ALL HAVE A FAB WEEKEND AND I PROMISE NEVER TO BE SAD ANYMORE.......

WETIN I WAN CALL THIS POST????????

THIS POST I HAD SENT VIA MY MOBILE NEVER APPEARED HERE. AFTER ALL MY EFFORT AND FINGER CRAMPS.
WELL THATS IT OH,WERIN I GO DO?????????

HOW WAS UR VALENTINE WEEKEND?????????????? WELL MINE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN COMPLETE WITHOUT A DRAMA.
OK..... THE DAY DAWNED BRIGHT AND CLEAR AND NO PLANS WHATSOEVER. I DECIDED TO UNDO MY HAIR AND RETOUCH AFTER A CALL FROM "ARROGANCE". I TOLD HIM I'L CALL HIM BACK IF AND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH WHAT I'M DOING.
AT SOME MINS AFTER 5PM, JUST AS I LEFT THE BATHROOM, MY GOD SISTER CAME TO VISIT AND WE SAT DOWN TO GIST WHEN THE PHONE RANG AGAIN.

ARROGANCE: SWEET, U SAID U WERE GONNA CALL???

ME: I'M JUST DRESSING UP, I'LL STILL CALL U WHEN I'M DONE.

MY GOD SISTER AND I DECIDED TO GO FOR AN ICECREAM,AND JUST AS WE SAT DOWN TO EAT, THE PHONE BEEPS AGAIN.

ARROGANCE: HELLO.
BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYING. THIS TIME HE GOES OFF BLASTING.............
ARROGANCE: BABE I'VE BEEN SITTING OUT HERE WAITING FOR U, AND U R SUMPLACE HAVING FUN.

ME: ????????????????????????????????
B4 NOW, I GOT A CALL FROM A LADY, WITH AN ADDRESS FOR A TABLE FOR TWO. I KNEW IT WAS HIM SO I IGNORED.

ME: LISTEN, I TOLD U I'LD CALL U WEN I'M DONE WITH WHAT I'M DOING NOT HANG OUT WITH U. SO WHATS ALL THAT.
BESIDES, WE'RE DONE AND I MEANT IT WEN I SAID IT.
I TURNED OFF MY PHONE IMMEDIATELY. NA SO MY VALENTINE TAKE PASS O. SEE ME SEE WAHALA.

PLEASE EHN, THE KIND GRAMMER WEY I DEY HEAR THESE DAYS THEY KILL MY EARS O.

AS I WAKA ENTER PHOTO STUDIO TO PRINT SOME OF MY PIX, NA SO THIS BOBO JUST DEY LOOK ME AS I DEY SELECT THE PIX TO BE PRINTED. AND AS I APPROACHED THE DOOR TO EXIT, NA SO THE BOBO COME DEY XCUSE ME.

BOBO: EXCUSE ME, ARE U A ROLE MODEL?????

ME: LOL, TILL I FOUND MY BONES OUTSIDE.

THEN AGAIN, AT A SHOP WHERE I WENT TO PICK UP A HAND BAG, A FEMALE VOICE WITH STRONG IGBO ACCENT STOPPED ME IN MY TRACKS.

GIRL: HI( WHICH SOUNDED LIKE "HANYI" ), UR FANCE LOOKS FAMILIANCE.

ME: LIKE SERIOUSLY???? IN MY MIND, NO BE FOR THIS FCT WEY U KNOW ME. TUFIAKWA.......... I TOOK OFF WITH MY FACE HURTING FROM SUPRESSED LAUGHTER.

BIKO, MY PPLE, NITE SCHOOL GET EDUCATION ENGLISH???
THE THING WEY DEY PAIN ME BE SAY, DIS BABE DEY SHARPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FOR EYE.
GOD SAVE US ALL.

HOPE U ALL ARE ENJOYING THIS WEEK?????????????????????????

BREAK UP PALAVA

BREAK UPS,WETHER,U DO IT,OR HE ENDS IT WITH U, SURE HAS ITS WAHALA.
HAVING ENDED IT WITH ARROGANCE, I COULDN'T GET AS LIL AS A WINK LAST NITE CUZ HE FELT HE HAD THE POWER TO MAKE IT RITE ON THE FONE.

PHONE RINGS.................( RING TONE, FACE DROP...........)
ME:HELLO
A: SO THIS IS WOT U MEANT WEN U ASKED "WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOIN"?
ME:???????????????????????????????
A: UR EXACT WORDS THE LAST TIME WE WERE 2GEDA.
ME: WELL........... SO WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME?
A: BABE, WE'VE BEEN THRU DIS SO MANY TIMES.WOT ELSE DO U WANT ME TO SAY? I DON'T WANNA LIE TO U.
ME: LOL.LIE TO ME? DAT'S BEEN OUR STORY OK. SO LETS JUST LEAVE THIS TALK.
A:SO LEMME ASK U, WHAT D'U WANT FROM ME?
ME: A JOB. U GOT CONTACTS, DO SOMETHING DUDE.
A: SO DATS JUST THE REASON U STILL HANG WITH ME EHN. SO U GET THE JOB AND I'M HISTORY. I TOT U WERE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE ODAS.................
ME: LET GOD STRIKE THAT UR MOUTH. U R JUST A PIECE OF SHIT U KNOW.U TOO PROUD OF UR BROKE ASS,AND U HERE TALKIN TRASH. JUST FUCK OFF AND ROT FOR ALL I CARE.
A: CALM DOWN, DIN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.U SO STUBBORN FOR UR PRETTY SELF.
ME: I'M SORRY, THIS CONVERSATION IS SO OVER. COME TO THINK OF IT, WHAT HAS BEEN OUR CASE IF NOT FIGHTING AND U TRYIN TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD AGAIN? THIS TIME, WE'RE DONE AND IT'S FINAL. RING ME NO MORE AND AS U ALREADY SAID AND KNOW, U HAVE BEEN REPLACED.
GET SOME SLEEP IF U CAN.

HE CALLS THIS MORNING TO ASK "WHY DO WE ALWAYS FITE WEN BOTH OF US ARE LOSING??
ME: U ARE THE ONE LOSING CUZ I'M NOT. I'M ACTUALLY GAINING JUST BEING AWAY FROM UR SORRY BEHIND.


SHOW ME THE GUY WHO COMES RUNNING TO U WITH ALL THE SWEET PROMISES OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER COMMITMENTS,AND I'LL TELL U THE SIMPLE TRICK THAT SCARES THEM AWAY.

TRICK: JUST COME ON A LIL STRONGER, AND MENTION THE FACT THAT U WANNA HAVE HIS BABY.............. AND SEE HOW HE LEAVES AN OVAL SHAPED HOLE ON UR DOOR.

THATS MY SECOND BREAK UP STORY, WITH NO REPLACEMENT.

ELIMINATE AND ADD.

I GUESS THIS IS THAT TIME IN MY LIFE THAT MY BESTEST FRIEND TALKED TO ME ABOUT.
OK, I HAVE A BEST FRIEND(FEMALE), WHO IS LIKE THE SECOND ME. AND MY BESTEST FRIEND IS A MALE, MORE LIKE A FATHER FIGURE. BUT BESIDES GOD, HE KNOWS EVERY TINY WEENY BIT DETAILS ABOUT MY LIFE.SUMTIMES WISH I SHARED THAT CLOSENESS WITH MY DAD, BUT HE'S TOO BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO ................ WATEVA.

I THOT THAT THIS TIME WILL XTEND TO THE NEARBY FUTURE, BUT ITS HERE TODAY, SO I'LL JUST HANDLE IT WELL.
HE SAYS I'M A LOT MORE GROWN SINCE OCTOBER LAST YEAR AND HE'S SO PROUD OF ME.AND I LOVE THE FEEL.

SO I ENDED IT WITH ONE OF THE GUYS. I'LL JUST CALL HIM "ARROGANCE". U SEE, I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND 9MONTHS,AND NEVA A DAY WITHOUT ISSUES. I'VE SEEN HIM ONLY SIX TIMES AND YEAH, HE'S THE ONE THAT SHOWED UP IN MY HOUSE.HANDSOME, TALL, WITH ALL THE QUALITIES OF A PLAYER. I LIKED THE WAY HE MAKES ME LAF BUT IT'S ABT TIME HE LEFT CUZ HE'S MORE PAIN THAN GAIN.

I REPLACED HIM WITH ANOTHER,SO THE NUMBER NEVER LEAVES 5.

GOT A CALL FROM A GUY ASKING IF I WANTED TO BE A MODEL. I'VE ALWAYS TOT IN THAT DIRECTION,AND NOW I GOT AN OFFER, WHAT DO I DO????????????????????? EVEN IF THE PAY AIN'T MUCH, I KNOW I'L LOVE DOIN WHAT I DO.

HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND Y'ALL.