WETIN I WAN CALL THIS POST????????

THIS POST I HAD SENT VIA MY MOBILE NEVER APPEARED HERE. AFTER ALL MY EFFORT AND FINGER CRAMPS.
WELL THATS IT OH,WERIN I GO DO?????????

HOW WAS UR VALENTINE WEEKEND?????????????? WELL MINE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN COMPLETE WITHOUT A DRAMA.
OK..... THE DAY DAWNED BRIGHT AND CLEAR AND NO PLANS WHATSOEVER. I DECIDED TO UNDO MY HAIR AND RETOUCH AFTER A CALL FROM "ARROGANCE". I TOLD HIM I'L CALL HIM BACK IF AND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH WHAT I'M DOING.
AT SOME MINS AFTER 5PM, JUST AS I LEFT THE BATHROOM, MY GOD SISTER CAME TO VISIT AND WE SAT DOWN TO GIST WHEN THE PHONE RANG AGAIN.

ARROGANCE: SWEET, U SAID U WERE GONNA CALL???

ME: I'M JUST DRESSING UP, I'LL STILL CALL U WHEN I'M DONE.

MY GOD SISTER AND I DECIDED TO GO FOR AN ICECREAM,AND JUST AS WE SAT DOWN TO EAT, THE PHONE BEEPS AGAIN.

ARROGANCE: HELLO.
BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYING. THIS TIME HE GOES OFF BLASTING.............
ARROGANCE: BABE I'VE BEEN SITTING OUT HERE WAITING FOR U, AND U R SUMPLACE HAVING FUN.

ME: ????????????????????????????????
B4 NOW, I GOT A CALL FROM A LADY, WITH AN ADDRESS FOR A TABLE FOR TWO. I KNEW IT WAS HIM SO I IGNORED.

ME: LISTEN, I TOLD U I'LD CALL U WEN I'M DONE WITH WHAT I'M DOING NOT HANG OUT WITH U. SO WHATS ALL THAT.
BESIDES, WE'RE DONE AND I MEANT IT WEN I SAID IT.
I TURNED OFF MY PHONE IMMEDIATELY. NA SO MY VALENTINE TAKE PASS O. SEE ME SEE WAHALA.

PLEASE EHN, THE KIND GRAMMER WEY I DEY HEAR THESE DAYS THEY KILL MY EARS O.

AS I WAKA ENTER PHOTO STUDIO TO PRINT SOME OF MY PIX, NA SO THIS BOBO JUST DEY LOOK ME AS I DEY SELECT THE PIX TO BE PRINTED. AND AS I APPROACHED THE DOOR TO EXIT, NA SO THE BOBO COME DEY XCUSE ME.

BOBO: EXCUSE ME, ARE U A ROLE MODEL?????

ME: LOL, TILL I FOUND MY BONES OUTSIDE.

THEN AGAIN, AT A SHOP WHERE I WENT TO PICK UP A HAND BAG, A FEMALE VOICE WITH STRONG IGBO ACCENT STOPPED ME IN MY TRACKS.

GIRL: HI( WHICH SOUNDED LIKE "HANYI" ), UR FANCE LOOKS FAMILIANCE.

ME: LIKE SERIOUSLY???? IN MY MIND, NO BE FOR THIS FCT WEY U KNOW ME. TUFIAKWA.......... I TOOK OFF WITH MY FACE HURTING FROM SUPRESSED LAUGHTER.

BIKO, MY PPLE, NITE SCHOOL GET EDUCATION ENGLISH???
THE THING WEY DEY PAIN ME BE SAY, DIS BABE DEY SHARPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FOR EYE.
GOD SAVE US ALL.

HOPE U ALL ARE ENJOYING THIS WEEK?????????????????????????

MY NEAR DEATH XPERIENCE

I give this post up for SHORTY. Having read her post A REMINDER TO US ALL', I FELT I SHOULD SHARE THIS. .. IT ALL HAPPENED ON A BEAUTIFUL TUESDAY MORNING IN JULY 2009. I HAD PUNISHED MY BODY TRYN TO COME TO TERMS WITH A DOOMED RELATIONSHIP. I HAD BEEN BITTER AND NUFN SEEMED TO MATA ANYMORE. THE MORE I SAW PPLE SMILING AND NOT FEELING MY PAIN; THE MORE CONVINCED I FELT DAT I WANTED TO DEAL WIT IT ALL ALONE. LIFE SUCKED.. I WAS DRESSIN UP FOR WORK WEN THE RAIN CAME POURING DOWN (TRUST CALABAR WIT THE RAINS). I CALD OUT TO MY HOUSE MATE TO WAIT UP 4 ME. JUST AS I TURNED TO PICK UP MY JACKET, I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY CHEST AND WIT A LOUD SCREAM I PASSED OUT. I WOKE UP BY AFTERNUN SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE IN A HOSPITAL BED. STIL GROGGY FROM MEDS,WIT PIPES IN MY ARMS, I COULDNT UNDASTAND WOT WAS GOIN ON AROUND ME. BY THE NEXT DAY,MY ROOM MATE HAD TRIED TO XPLAIN WOT HAPEND TO ME BUT NONE OF IT MADE SENSE TO ME CUZ IN MY MIND I HAD GONE TO WORK AS USUAL. I ASKD TO SEE THE DOC IN CHARGE OF MY CASE AND HE TOLD ME HOW LUCKY I WAS TO BE BROUGHT IN ON TIME. HE XPLAIND TO ME THAT I HAD BEEN IN A SHOCK AS BLOOD SUPPLY WAS CUT FROM A CERTAIN PART OF MY HEART. I WENT THRU SERIES OF TEST AND WAS FINALY PLACED ON MEDS. THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT CAME WIT INSOMIA AS I WAS AFRAID I'LD DIE JUST BY CLOSING MY EYES. BUT MY BODY BEGGED FOR DAT SLEEP. SLE3PING PILLS BECAME MY ONLY AID. PAIN KILLERS MY DRUG OF CHOICE TO NULL THE PAIN I FELT. WIT AL I BATTLED WIT, I HAD REALIZD THAT NUFN IS WORTH DYING FOR. AND IF MY ROOM MATE WASNT HOME DAT MORNING, NOT ONLY WOULD I AVE BEEN 4GOTEN, I WOULD NEVA HAVE SHARED IT ALL HERE. I HAVE A LIFE WORTH KEEPING AND IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY. THANK U SHORTY.

BREAK UP PALAVA

BREAK UPS,WETHER,U DO IT,OR HE ENDS IT WITH U, SURE HAS ITS WAHALA.
HAVING ENDED IT WITH ARROGANCE, I COULDN'T GET AS LIL AS A WINK LAST NITE CUZ HE FELT HE HAD THE POWER TO MAKE IT RITE ON THE FONE.

PHONE RINGS.................( RING TONE, FACE DROP...........)
ME:HELLO
A: SO THIS IS WOT U MEANT WEN U ASKED "WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOIN"?
ME:???????????????????????????????
A: UR EXACT WORDS THE LAST TIME WE WERE 2GEDA.
ME: WELL........... SO WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME?
A: BABE, WE'VE BEEN THRU DIS SO MANY TIMES.WOT ELSE DO U WANT ME TO SAY? I DON'T WANNA LIE TO U.
ME: LOL.LIE TO ME? DAT'S BEEN OUR STORY OK. SO LETS JUST LEAVE THIS TALK.
A:SO LEMME ASK U, WHAT D'U WANT FROM ME?
ME: A JOB. U GOT CONTACTS, DO SOMETHING DUDE.
A: SO DATS JUST THE REASON U STILL HANG WITH ME EHN. SO U GET THE JOB AND I'M HISTORY. I TOT U WERE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE ODAS.................
ME: LET GOD STRIKE THAT UR MOUTH. U R JUST A PIECE OF SHIT U KNOW.U TOO PROUD OF UR BROKE ASS,AND U HERE TALKIN TRASH. JUST FUCK OFF AND ROT FOR ALL I CARE.
A: CALM DOWN, DIN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.U SO STUBBORN FOR UR PRETTY SELF.
ME: I'M SORRY, THIS CONVERSATION IS SO OVER. COME TO THINK OF IT, WHAT HAS BEEN OUR CASE IF NOT FIGHTING AND U TRYIN TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD AGAIN? THIS TIME, WE'RE DONE AND IT'S FINAL. RING ME NO MORE AND AS U ALREADY SAID AND KNOW, U HAVE BEEN REPLACED.
GET SOME SLEEP IF U CAN.

HE CALLS THIS MORNING TO ASK "WHY DO WE ALWAYS FITE WEN BOTH OF US ARE LOSING??
ME: U ARE THE ONE LOSING CUZ I'M NOT. I'M ACTUALLY GAINING JUST BEING AWAY FROM UR SORRY BEHIND.


SHOW ME THE GUY WHO COMES RUNNING TO U WITH ALL THE SWEET PROMISES OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER COMMITMENTS,AND I'LL TELL U THE SIMPLE TRICK THAT SCARES THEM AWAY.

TRICK: JUST COME ON A LIL STRONGER, AND MENTION THE FACT THAT U WANNA HAVE HIS BABY.............. AND SEE HOW HE LEAVES AN OVAL SHAPED HOLE ON UR DOOR.

THATS MY SECOND BREAK UP STORY, WITH NO REPLACEMENT.

ELIMINATE AND ADD.

I GUESS THIS IS THAT TIME IN MY LIFE THAT MY BESTEST FRIEND TALKED TO ME ABOUT.
OK, I HAVE A BEST FRIEND(FEMALE), WHO IS LIKE THE SECOND ME. AND MY BESTEST FRIEND IS A MALE, MORE LIKE A FATHER FIGURE. BUT BESIDES GOD, HE KNOWS EVERY TINY WEENY BIT DETAILS ABOUT MY LIFE.SUMTIMES WISH I SHARED THAT CLOSENESS WITH MY DAD, BUT HE'S TOO BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO ................ WATEVA.

I THOT THAT THIS TIME WILL XTEND TO THE NEARBY FUTURE, BUT ITS HERE TODAY, SO I'LL JUST HANDLE IT WELL.
HE SAYS I'M A LOT MORE GROWN SINCE OCTOBER LAST YEAR AND HE'S SO PROUD OF ME.AND I LOVE THE FEEL.

SO I ENDED IT WITH ONE OF THE GUYS. I'LL JUST CALL HIM "ARROGANCE". U SEE, I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND 9MONTHS,AND NEVA A DAY WITHOUT ISSUES. I'VE SEEN HIM ONLY SIX TIMES AND YEAH, HE'S THE ONE THAT SHOWED UP IN MY HOUSE.HANDSOME, TALL, WITH ALL THE QUALITIES OF A PLAYER. I LIKED THE WAY HE MAKES ME LAF BUT IT'S ABT TIME HE LEFT CUZ HE'S MORE PAIN THAN GAIN.

I REPLACED HIM WITH ANOTHER,SO THE NUMBER NEVER LEAVES 5.

GOT A CALL FROM A GUY ASKING IF I WANTED TO BE A MODEL. I'VE ALWAYS TOT IN THAT DIRECTION,AND NOW I GOT AN OFFER, WHAT DO I DO????????????????????? EVEN IF THE PAY AIN'T MUCH, I KNOW I'L LOVE DOIN WHAT I DO.

HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND Y'ALL.

WHO'S NEXT????????????????

THINGS ARE GOING FAST AND SLOW AND I KNOW NOT WHAT TO THINK. IT'S BEEN A GOOD START THIS YEAR AND I KNOW I'LL FINISH FIRST.
I JUST DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GRATEFUL I WAS BORN INTO MY FAMILY ALBEIT CRAZY MOST TIMES. I LOVE MY DAD, BUT I KNOW IT'S BETTER WITH MY MUM.

ONE OF US CHANGED HER STATUS RECENTLY(NOT MY SIS, BUT MY FRIEND). WE WERE THREE, NOW ONE IS GONE. WE HAD OUR TIME TOGETHER FROM CHILDHOOD TO TEENAGE YEARS TO NOW. THOUGH SEPARATED BY SCHOOLS, WE STILL FOUND WEEKENDS TOGETHER TO CATCH UP ON LOST TIMES. TRULY, ONE OF US IS GONE.
I DECIDED TO THROW HER A LIL PARTY FOR HER WEDDING.DAD LET ME USE THE BAR,AND ALSO LET ME HAVE BOOZE FOR THE PARTY. MUM TOOK CARE OF THE AFRICAN SALAD AND FOOD. I PLANNED IT SMALL, TILL THE GROOM CAME WITH HIS FRIENDS AND HER BROTHER WITH HIS TOO. DAD HAD FROWNED A BIT CUZ WE STAYED UP LATER THAN XPECTED DESPITE THE INSECURITIES, BUT WE SURE HAD A BLAST, AND EVERY1 THANKED ME FOR THE DAY. AFTERALL, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR.THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S LIPS IS " WHO IS NEXT"????????????????????

SO, I SAID YES TO 5 GUYS. I'M A GIRLFRIEND TO 5 GUYS, ALL TALKING THE EVER AFTER WAY EVEN WEN I KNOW I'M NOT READY. WHO CARES. MIND U, B4 U GO CALling ME NAMES, I TOLD THEM ABT EACH OTHER, SO IF THEY CHOOSE TO STAY, THEIR BUSINESS NOT MINE. THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT IS,THEY ALL THINK I'M MAKING THEIR OPPONENTS UP. I GET NOT TO SEE ANYONE OF THEM BUT THE PHONE KEEPS RINGING LIKE HELL AND I PICK JUST WEN I FEEL LIKE IT. I'M NOT IN LIKE WITH MARRIAGE IDEAS FOR NOW.

ONE OF THE GUYS CAME TO SEE ME AT HOME AND THAT CAUSED SOME EYEBROWS TO RAISE.NEIGHBOURS,AUNTS, FRIENDS ETC. MY AUNT WON'T LET ME BE. I TOLD THEM, HE'S EVEN THE WORST OF THE LOT AND MY DAD UNDERSTANDS WHY.

*CRAZY* MY COUSIN IS HAVING MEN CRISIS. SHE WANTS TO TIE THE KNOTS, BUT ALL GUYS SEEM TO BE ON THEIR HEELS AROUND HER AND SHE'S MAD ABT IT. SHE'S HATING ME CUZ I'VE GOT 5 COMING AND I'M NOT EVEN SERIOUS WIT ANY.

MY GRANDMUM THINKS I'M RIGHT ABOUT MY DECISIONS, BESIDES OF WHAT USE WOULD U BE TO A MAN AS A FULL TIME HOUSE WIFE?

I TOOK TIME TO COUNT ALL THE GUYS, I'VE AS LITTLE AS KISSED IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND REALIZED THAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN ONE, FOR EACH YEAR SINCE I WAS BORN. THE NUMBER IS ALARMING.

ONE OF THE GUYS ASKED, "HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD"
ANS: OFFICIALLY, THREE. BUT I'VE KISSED OVER 15.

MET A YOUNG LADY RECENTLY CRYING OVER A MAN WHO SAID HE LOVED HER, AND STILL LEFT HER. AND I ASKED.

ME:DOES I LOVE YOU MEAN I WILL MARRY YOU??

YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL AND BROKE.(YBB)

IT'S BEEN SOME DAYS AWAY FROM HERE AND IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER. PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I'VE MISSED IT HERE OH.
ON MY LAST POST *SAVE ME NOW*, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO TRUE EXCEPT FOR THE AHMED PART OF THE STORY. I WOULD SHAVE OFF MY EYE BROW BEFORE I EVA DO THAT TO AHMED.... AND THAT LEADS ME TO THE QUESTION * AM I IN LOVE WITH AHMED???

ANS: NOT AT ALL.
Q: SO WHAT IS DIS???
A: I WISH I KNEW.

SO TODAY, I'M ON *YBB*............ AND THIS IS MY STORY....................

HAVING GRADUATED 3YEARS AGO and of course,the usual one year stay at home.but in my case, i had a yr and half stay cuz my name got omitted for NYSC, PLUS A YEAR FOR NYSC PROPER WHICH SHIELDED ME FROM THE INITIAL REALITY OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
THIS WAS FOLLOWED BY THE PLANS OF TRAVELLING OVERSEAS FOR A MASTER'S PROGRAMME WHICH HAS BEEN POSTPONED INDEFINITELY DUE TO FINANCIAL CHALLENGES.
I HAVE BEEN LEFT WITH NO REGULAR INCOME AND A SOMEWAT COSTLY LIFESTYLE TO SUPPORT.(LOL).

STUDENTS BUDGETS FROM PARENTS ARE OFTEN XTREMELY GENEROUS AND THE WIDER FAMILY(AUNTS/UNCLES etc) TEND TO BE SUPPORTIVE WITH CASH GIFTS ON BIRTHDAYS, XMAS OR FOR EDUCATIONAL RELATED XPENSES.
N/B: ONCE EDUCATION IS COMPLETED, THE SUPPORT SYSTEM IS WITHDRAWN AND FINANCIAL REALITY CAN BE VERY CHILLING INDEED.

AFTER THESE YEARS OF FINDING OUT THAT THERE IS NOT IMMEDIATE USE FOR THE SKILLS DAT SOMEONE HAS WORKED SO HARD TO ACQUIRE IS A SHOCKING REALIZATION. IT ROCKS THE CAREFULLY CULTIVATED CONFIDENCE AND SELF BELIEF BUT IT ALSO PRESENTS A MAJOR FINANCIAL CHALLENGE.
UNEMPLOYMENT, DEPRIVES THOSE CONCERNED THEIR FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL INDEPENDENCE, FORCING THEM TO CONTINUE TO DEPEND ON FAMILIES FOR FINANCIAL SUPPORT. THEY CONTINUE LIVING AT HOME POSTPONIONG MAJOR ASSET PURCHASES, MARRIAGE AND OTHER MAJOR COMMITMENTS. THERE IS ALSO A DISRUPTION IN THE ABILITY TO PLAN AND SAVE FOR THE FUTURE AS SOME OF THE KEY YEARS IN THE EARNINGS LIFE CYCLE IS LOST.

HAVING GONE THRU MY BANK STATEMENT RECENTLY,I REALIZED THAT I'M ON THE ZERO LIMIT. MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. LOL MISS INDEPENDENT IS FAST LOOSING IT.
WITH A JOB, JUST A FOOTHOLD AWAY, IT'S TIME TO CALL ON FAMILY............. MY PRIDE IS HURTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMA IME IHE OJOOOOOOOOOO, I'LL JUST MAKE THAT CALL.
U SEE,I WAS SMART ENOF TO SAVE UP SOME CASH DURING MY SERVICE YEAR FOR A TIME LIKE THIS. IT DID COME IN HANDY........ HAVING COLLAPSED MY SMALL FIXED DEPOSIT, IT'S BEEN GREAT CHOPPING THE MONEY,,,,,,,,, NA MY MONEY JOR...... AND IT HELPED AS A BASE FOR MY PROJECT SO I DON'T REGRET A DAY FOR PUTTIN AWAY THAT STASH.

BUT NOW, POCKET IS FAST RUNNIN DRY AND LIL MISS INDEPENDENT WANA DO AN XCLUSIVE XMAS SHOPPING BUT I'M YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL AND BROKE( YBB) BUT GOD DEY, ABI NO BE SO????????????????? WHO WILL BELL THE CAT BUT FAMILY??????????????????????( AUTIES, UNCLES, COUSINS ETC, HERE I COME)

SO HERE ARE THE TIPS I CAME UP WITH TO AVOID BEING "YBB":
1) USE FAMILY SUPPORT WISELY TO ENHANCE UR EARNINGS CAPACITY. e.g SEEK FUNDS TO TAKE COURSES RATHER THAN TO FUND LIFESTYLE.

2)BE FLEXIBLE,BE CREATIVE IN IDENTIFYING VALUE ADDING OPPORTUNITY. WORKING AS AN INTERN OR OFFERING FREE SERVICES IS SUPERIOR TO SITTING AT HOME.IF ONLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY, IT ALSO GIVES U A CHANCE TO SHOWCASE UR SKILLS.

3) TRY TO REMAIN ECONOMICALLY ACTIVE.i.e TRY TO ASSIST MEETING THE NEEDS OF THOSE SUPPORTING YOU EVEN IF THEY DEMAND NOTHING OF YOU.

4)IF U ARE OUT OF EDUCATION AND STILL OUT OF THE JOB MARKET,DO THINGS THAT WILL ENHANCE UR CV AND MAKE U STAND OUT.e.g DEVELPING A LANGUAGE SKILL.

5)HAVE A BUDGET LINE EVEN IF UR INCOME LINE IS ZERO. IT WILL ALLOW U CALCULATE HOW MUCH MONEY U NEED TO SURVIVE EACH MONTH.

FIRST TIME SPENDING XMAS AWAY FROM HOME, BUT WITH AHMED AROUND. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HOPE I DNT RUN HOME OHHHHH.

HAPPY WKEND Y'ALL.

SAVE ME SOON.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?????
ALLERGIC TO LOVE???
DEAD TO ALL EMOTIONS????
A COLD UNFEELING BIATCH AS I'VE BEEN PRESENTLY TAGGED.........

GOD, I WASN'T THIS WAY. I'VE NEVER BEEN AND WILL NEVER BE....... BUT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW??????????????????
THANKS TO U *M*, I'VE BEEN TAGGED AS THIS *CUB*...... MHHHHHHHH , I KINDA FANCY THE NAME DOH,,,,, MAKES ME FEEL ALL IN CHARGE. YES, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AND FROM HENCEFORTH, CONTINUE TO BE, CUZ I AM A BITCH.

RECENTLY, I'VE MET SOME REAL COOL GUYS, WHO COULD HAVE MADE A BOBO, BUT SUMWHERE ALONG THE LINE, I JUST FIND A REASON TO TELL THEM OFF. IT EVEN GETS WORSE THAT TODAY, WHILE I WENT TO SEE AHMED..............
YEA, AHMED THAT I EVEN LIKE A LOT.MSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HERE IS AHMED, WHO JUST GOT BACK AND WE SEAT TO GIST AS NORMAL. HE GETS ON ONE KNEE, WITH A RING IN HAND.MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NOT JUST ANY RING OH.......... A RING HIS MOTHER GAVE HIM SINCE LONG AGO......... ASKING ME TO BE OFFICIAL WITH US.

I JUST SAT THERE LAUGHING OUT LOUD *EVIL LAFTER*....... LIKE HE GOT A MASK ON HIS FACE. AND EVER SO SWEETLY, I SAID A BIG *NO* WITH A PECK ON HIS CHEEK.
OWWWWWWWW, POOR BOY, U NEEDED TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS CANDID FACE.
TEARS WELLED UP HIS EYES, NOSE TWITCHED AS HE FOUGHT BACK TEARS, AND HIS MOUTH OPENED AND CLOSED AS HE TRIED TO FIND THE WORDS TO SPEAK. POOR BOY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??????
WHEN DID I BECOME THIS MONSTER????????
WHERE HAVE ALL MY FEELINGS GONE???????
WHO CAN SAVE ME NOW??????????